Verses of Comfort, Assurance & Salvation - Au Revoir Simone

Female American college students dream of going to Mexico in spring break to get wasted and bang guys like him:

In Verses of Comfort, Assurance & Salvation, Au Revoir Simone wrote an anthem for those girls once they run out of cocaine and get back to Iowa, Nebraska, California, or wherever they came from (I'm serious; if you don't believe me, read the lyrics):



This is ridiculously depressing. I still prefer to have this picture in mind when I think about spring break:

Photos:
Hot Mexican guy: Juan Francisco Palencia, taken from Milenio
Spring breakers: taken from bigtrabelweb.com. Their recommendation #1 is -surprise, surprise- Cancun.